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The following item appeared in the local newspaper notices:
"Men Who Love Beef", will meet on Thurs. Oct 27 at Hungry's North [a local steak house] for a social event, at 7 p.m."
Questions to ponder:
1. Just what sort of social club is "Men Who Love Beef"?
2. What sort of man would join such a club? (I assume chicken wranglers and pork producers are excluded.)
3. What do "men who love beef" do for social interaction? (Okay, you deviants, keep your mind out of the gutter!!!)
And finally,
4. Why can't I find any notices about the "Men Who Love Soybeans" events around town?
"Men Who Love Beef", will meet on Thurs. Oct 27 at Hungry's North [a local steak house] for a social event, at 7 p.m."
Questions to ponder:
1. Just what sort of social club is "Men Who Love Beef"?
2. What sort of man would join such a club? (I assume chicken wranglers and pork producers are excluded.)
3. What do "men who love beef" do for social interaction? (Okay, you deviants, keep your mind out of the gutter!!!)
And finally,
4. Why can't I find any notices about the "Men Who Love Soybeans" events around town?
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Tough Love
Sometimes when a friend or loved one is doing something stupid and self-destructive, the only loving thing to do is give them a dope-slap and say, "Stop it, stupid!" (Or something to that effect.) After that you say, "Here's where you can get help." That's what an intervention is all about.
I propose that we practice some tough love on New Orleans. Okay, here goes:
New Orleans, it's incredibly stupid to live below sea level on the Gulf Coast. Stop it! Now's your chance. Take the money and run. Move fifty miles to the north, or better yet, move 100 miles to the east. If everyone in New Orleans move 100 miles to the east, it will double the a
Bison-tennial
Went to the Lewis and Clark Bison-tennial and Dutch Oven Cook-Off in Yankton today. The poor bison. They came to the festival thinking they might have a good time (their name was third on the list after all), and it turned out they were the main course.
Got to meet a movie star. His name is Cody. He was in Dances with Wolves and Radio Flyer. Today he had a saddle on giving everyone a ride. I tell you what, a horse saddle looks darn funny on a bison--so tiny and lonely atop that 5 1/2 foot, hairy back.
Tomorrow Food Network will be there covering the Cook-off championships. It's the Great American Food Festival show.
There was only one food
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Sheeesh
I don't log on for 6 months, and I've got . . . like a hundred new messages (well, actually, only 86).
I wonder if this is what Rip Van Winkle felt like after he woke up.
I think I'll go back to sleep.
Sponge Monkeys in Paradise
I suppose rathergood.com is old hat to all you deviants but it's new territory for me. I knew the names of Joel and Alex Veitch in connection with the sponge monkeys, but did not know that a whole collection of their videos and videos from 7 Seconds of Love were available for free on the internet.
Remember the Sponge Monkeys??? They preceded Bob the Baby as Quiznos spokesmammals (at least you Americans will be acquainted with them because we're blessed with Quiznos ads--A bit of high art in a world of mediocrity, but I digress.) The Sponge Monkeys' Quiznos song is a rewrite of the their classic, "We Like the Moon." And it's availble on the '
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Mr. Nelson~ God love you~ But isn't that just a meeting *FOR ALL MEN*
...Beef is just an excuse; & "Vagina" would only serve to arouse the suspicions of the women~folk, I think
...Beef is just an excuse; & "Vagina" would only serve to arouse the suspicions of the women~folk, I think